Every crash, every lost file, every dreaded error message—now wearable. The :( We Are Sorry Error Message T-Shirt is a perfect tribute to tech failures, Blue Screens of Death (BSOD), server meltdowns, and questionable life choices. Whether you're a developer, sysadmin, IT professional, or just someone who’s lived through too many system crashes, this 100% cotton, ultra-comfortable tee lets you embrace digital despair with style.
Designed for tech enthusiasts, programmers, and retro internet culture lovers, this shirt features a structured fit that maintains sharp lines, making it perfect for layered streetwear, casual techwear, or geeky everyday outfits.
Key Features:
✔ 100% Cotton – Soft, breathable, and durable (fabric blend varies by color)
✔ Premium Fit & Comfort – Structured cut, taped neck & shoulders for all-day wear
✔ Tech & Error Message Inspired – Nostalgic nod to classic system crashes & BSOD
✔ Built to Last – Double-seam construction for durability
✔ Unisex Sizing – Designed for tech lovers of all kinds
🔴 Critical failure detected. Restart, or wear the frustration proudly.
🛒 Order now and let the world know: some things just can’t be fixed.
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
39.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
43.2 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
47 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
50.8 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
54.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
58 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
61.5 |
| 5XL |
89 |
81.3 |
64.3 |
